Two Limericks (One is about a mime)
A request for a poem about a mime in pain.
If only the crowd were receptive
the mime could have been more selective
His set piece bereft
and no options left
he summoned a pooch quite aggressive.
And a limerick about first contact.
First contact with aliens was grand
Our leader took theirs by the hand.
It mentioned a pain
at the base of its brain
and so we gave it ibuprofen but the levorotatory nature destroyed its nervous system and started a decade long war that desolated the Earth.
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